Oh, finally! Someone who doesn’t look afraid of getting their feet wet. Okay, so you know those Wildwater Geckos down by the river? Used to be, they’d run off soon as a Halfling came crashing down the hill. Now? They just sit there. Staring. Like they own the place.
And-AND-one of them, this big ugly one, tried to snatch my Spike! Right outta my hands! Like it deserved it more than me!
Well, guess what? It’s time for a lesson! Go down there, knock some sense into ‘em. Let’s say… sixe of ‘em. That’ll do the trick! And if you happen to accidentally punt one into the river? No complaints from me!
Just don’t let ‘em see you coming! I swear they can smell fear. Or maybe it’s just swamp water. Either way, get ‘em!
